Fun read! A point like this gets made every so often on the Forum, and I feel like a one-trick pony because I always make the same response, which is preempted in your question 1: these results rely heavily on the true spread of intervention quality being of the same order of magnitude as your experimental noise. And when intervention quality has a fat tailed distribution, that will almost never be true. If the best intervention is 10 SD better than the mean, any normally distributed error will have a negligible effect on our estimates of its quality.
And in general, experimental noise should be normal by the central limit theorem, so I don't know what you mean by "experimental noise likely has fatter tails than a log normal distribution".
There was a related GiveWell post from 12 years ago, including a similar example where higher "unbiased" estimates correspond to lower posterior expectations.
That post is mostly focused on practical issues about being a human, and much less amusing, but it speaks directly to your question #2.
(Of course, I'm most interested in question #3!)
Also see Why the Tails Come Apart, and to regressional Goodhart.